Happy Townsend
- Given Name
- John
- Born
- 4/9/1879 — Townsend, DE, USA
- Died
- 12/21/1963 — Wilmington, DE, USA
- Weight
- 190 lbs
- Height
- 6' 0"
- Throws
- R
- Bats
- R
- Team(s)
- Philadelphia Phillies (1901)Washington Senators (1902–1905)Cleveland Naps (1906)
- Debut
- 1901-04-19
- Final Game
- 1906-09-21
20-Loss Season
1904 · Washington SenatorsW5L26ERA3.58WHIP1.438